Crash Davis You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. I just LOVED that they included him in this movie and even gave him a couple of lines. Bull Durham Soundtrack (1988) 8. Damn, Crash, nice to see you. You want a stable pony. Joe Reardon The moment's over. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club. : Its, like, better than losing. Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, No Bull: Six questions about Durham's famous sign ( yada yada yada ) Good night., 20. You better cool off. [softly, infuriated] : She says she wants him, but Crash isnt interested in the moment, leading to this great line from Annie: OK, well. Annie Savoy And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.Why its the best: This lines my favorite from Annie's opening voiceover. Let's have some fun out here! You got a gift. The hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Crash Davis, 22. She states that every season she gives herself to a new player, guiding him through each game in order to help the team. Crash Davis Each strikes up a romance with Annie (Susan Sarandon), the team's \"mascot\" who takes it upon herself to sleep with a new player every season. Skip: It's a miracle. His speech was followed by Annie's classic, breathless response: "Oh, my!" She followed after him to the door as he walked out, and pleaded: "Crash, wait! Willie Keeler Quotes | Baseball Almanac You believe that s? Think classy, you'll be classy.. Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Crash: You got something to write with? Annie Savoy Besides, uh, I dont believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Nuke: What do I got? The setup: Nukes like a little puppy, so happy to be experiencing success finally and happy to be on a winning streak. He did know. I hook up with one guy a season. Had a gun on him tonight. I don't hit no man first. Ha ha, ha ha! : Some days, "Bull Durham." I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run] You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? Its a long season, and you gotta trust it. Sold Lady Kenmores. Crash: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. [stands up] Bring it. Larry You know what that makes you? If you liked our suggestions for Bull Durham quotes, then why not take a look at Bring it on quotes, or dodgeball quotes. 34. Dont let him in your kitchen. Crash: Things will work out.Why its the best: If we were just ranking the most iconic scenes/moments, this would be an easy No. I quit. Crash Davis Crash, though, is staring his own baseball mortality in the face. Crash Davis: Time out. Nuke: I want to bring the heater. Directed and written by Ron Shelton. James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Master of None (2015) - S01E08 Old People, The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985) S01E01 One Armed Bandits. Crash Davis Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Well, fuck this fucking game! What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. "Limping jets of love"Hey, Crash. Crash Davis You can hit this s. C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit! Crash relents, but tells the hitter whats coming. Bring me the gas. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. 37. Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? We're dealing with a lot of s. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Thats the point. He aint seen my heat. Throw it. you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and youre in Yankee Stadium. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. No. Crash: He did know. Skip Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points, OK? Clubhouse reporter Because they dont happen very often. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic., Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. | Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. These are the ground rules. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? Crash Davis Where can I go? moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. That's the secret. Gorks matter, people. Crash: Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. Bring me the gas, kid. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? Hope I can help the ball club. You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance., Nuke LaLoosh: Right. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. | When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. You hit white balls for batting practice. In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice Larry : Also new league records! When Nuke gets back from a road trip, she turns on the charm. Crash: No, just no. Well he hasn't seen my heat! The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.. He said, "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. Joe Riggins. Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Crash Davis You know, calm her down., Nuke LaLoosh: Im just talking about one time., Crash Davis: If you give in now, you might start losing. The American game. Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Crash Davis You believe that shit? Thats not bad. What's this guy know anyway? William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. : : Its a miracle! Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. : Love Ain't No Triple Play (Bennie Wallace / Dr. John With Bonnie Raitt. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. Crash: Are you out of your mind? You missed the tag! Relax. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. And, yeah, its so true. Siskel & Ebert - Bull Durham - YouTube Beats the hell out of working at Sears. Crash: I was in the show for 21 days once. He's gotta come with the cheese. And yeah, he has a right to think about quitting. Ive always loved SN. (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. Crash Davis You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth and I tattooed it over the Michelin tire sign and beat you, 4-3. : Crash Davis Write this down. Nuke: Sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball. MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Go get 'em, boys! I should have thrown a slider. Throw it. You catch the ball. Youre exotic and mysterious and cute and thats why Id better leave.Why its the best: Stupid Nuke, always saying dumb things. [pauses] Crash: Of course its boring. Larry Continue with Recommended Cookies. According to the actor and former independent baseball leaguer, he agreed to play Crash Davis, but when he returned from a trip out. Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-W-When they get bit with the) Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-W-When they get bit with the) I said knock . Annie: Honey, would you rather I be making love to him using your name or making love to youusing his name. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. Annie: Yes, you did! Right. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? Whats all this molecule stuff?Why its the best: That Crash, he does give speeches (and, yeah, yada yadad the best part again. After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. : Crash: Yeah? Ballparks are like cathedrals. Who we play tomorrow? We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Click stars Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Come on, dazzle me. Come on, Rook. From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fin boat. I just want to be. Skip The setup: Theres a play at the plate. What you need is a curveball.Why its the best: Curveball > Quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Apologies). Anyway, this was an incredibly difficult labor of love. The setup: Annie invites both Crash and LaLoosh back to her place, as she tries to pick her baseball boyfriend/project for the season. Annie, voiceover: Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. Bull Durham (1988) - Bunch of Lollygaggers Scene (5/12) | Movieclips Annie, voiceover: The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.Why its the best: Aint that the truth, unfortunately. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. This is utterly fucking hopeless. Wheres your head? Batting practice at 11:30. The story belongs to Annie as much as it does to Crash and Nuke. Whats our record, Larry?, Skip Riggins: Eight and sixteen. : Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. IMDB: 7.1 Metacritic: 73 Rotten Tomatoes: 97% Bull Durham Screenplay Edit Buy R Year: 1988 108 29,099 Views Taglines: I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather that Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Written and Performed by Bennie Wallace / Dr. John (as Mac "Dr. John" Rabennack) Non, je ne Regrette rien. The design became the most famous trademark in the world. You're gonna' show up my pitcher after I gave you a giftRUN DUMBY!, 25. 30 Years Later: 'Bull Durham' Swings for The Fences and Knocks it Out You lollygag your way down to first. Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. Crash Davis What the fuck is that? It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us., 27. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat. The setup: Nuke shakes off Crash. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. At the time of filming, the Durham Bulls were a high single-A affiliate of the Atlanta Braves, while Bluefield was the Appalachian League (rookie) affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles. EBBY I'd kill ya. Crash Davis When I first saw the movie, I figured this was an exaggeration. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. He hit the fing bull. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. It feels out there. Crash Davis: Last chance. Nasty. Annie Savoy The setup: Annies narration at the beginning of the movie is just fantastic. : Each has his/her own conflict: Crash struggles to end his career with some measure of dignity; Nuke struggles to make it to the \"big show\"; and Annie struggles to find something more than a roll in the hay -- and of course, Crash and Nuke come into conflict over Annie's affections to further complicate matters. You dont want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.. Havin' a blast. You lollygag your way down to first. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Ooh, I've heard of stuff like this. Annie (Susan Sarandon) is attracted to Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) too. Usually start me off with a hammer. Its time to work on your interviews., Nuke LaLoosh: My interviews? It's arrogance not 'ignorance. Crash Davis Crash Davis You lollygag your way down to first. How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, The setup: On the team bus, Crash tells the guys he once made the major leagues. Crash: Shut up. (laughs) On Location in Bull City: A 'Bull Durham' Walking Tour. Go get em.Why its the best: Larry has all the answers. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. Hes back in Durham, on Annies porch. Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your left? Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh 2 thumbs up from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert for the baseball comedy Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. You get three ants together : I hate cute! Every movie in AP Sports' top 10 hit theaters between 1977 and 1992. Here are some baseball related 'Bull Durham' quotes. He could go all the way.. Youre pushing it! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!, 12. Nuke: I knew it. Hit them where they live. An argument ensues and Crash gets thrown out of the game. Annie Savoy is labeled to be a baseball groupie, and because of that, many people might believe shes objectifying herself. ( yada yada yada ) You want a stable pony., Crash Davis: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months dick in the bud leagues? : They're your friends. Crash Davis Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Millie: Well, he fs like he pitches, sort of all over the place.Why its the best: Honest, accurate assessment. Crash: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter! Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. Write it down!, Crash Davis: Im just happy to be here. You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. Ump: You missed him! The setup: Its wisdom time, from Crash to Nuke. Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. You've been around. Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. 'Bull Durham': Ranking the 37 best quotes from the classic baseball movie, Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", What if? Crash: What? I mean, its all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. LaLoosh: No way. Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. : : But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. Weve got to play them one day at a time., Nuke LaLoosh: Got to playthats pretty boring, you know?, Crash Davis: Of course, its boring. 1. Clubhouse reporter Is that it? He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Its intense, with colorful language were going to censor even a bit more than usual, because, well, its intense. Crash Davis Throw some ground balls. Teach me something new, man. Nuke: God, I think youre real cute. She had a ton of quotes in my original list of 79. Crash Davis 7. The setup: Nukes first game is in the books, and manager Joe Skip Riggins and coach Larry Hockett talk about it after the contest ends. How? Time out. Skip, the manager, tells him they want Crash, a veteran catcher, to mentor bonus baby Ebby LaLoosh, a right-handed pitcher with an arm capable of reaching the majors. Annie Savoy : Ballparks are like cathedrals. : *Hey*! : : You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out. Annie: You hit 227 home runs in the minors. Skip: Because of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. Never fuck with a winning streak., 30. Youve got it, honey. : You got a gift., 21. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Its an egg. From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Umpire ', Crash Davis: I'm the player to be named later.. Yeah? Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? Hold it like an egg., 4. Sears sucks, Crash. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Your hayseed. Cmon, rook. Its basically a venting session. Crash: I fing quit. CRASH PULLS A BASEBALL from his jacket pocket, tosses it to Ebby. I'm nervous - my old man's here. Hi, Im Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; Im also a marketing and advertising professional. : Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. What else is there? : Nuke: Yeah, maybe youre right.Why its the best: Even when shes in the wrong, Annie knows what to say. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Umpire: Time out! Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Crash Davis You mean Nuke. Someone else carries your bags. Quick bat., 13. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. It's our game, the American game. I dare you to throw the hammer. Joe Reardon : Bob's Burgers (2011) - S09E02 The Taking of Funtime One Two Three. Dont (something). Annie Savoy The American game. Crash: Yeah, where can I go? What you need is a curveball., 11. Annie: Right. Larry: Sears sucks, Crash. I'm too old for this shit. (Crash walks out the door.) Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! : Bull Durham (1988) - Filmsite : But its baseball and its in his blood and he cant give it up yet. No. You hit white balls for batting practice. Annie: Why not? Brilliant, even. Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. This article contains incorrect information, This article doesnt have the information Im looking for, 37 Bull Durham Quotes From The Classic Sport Romance Movie, 85 Paul Robeson Quotes From The Actor & Civil Rights Activist, 65+ Nikki Giovanni Quotes From The Poet And Activist, 26 Inspiring Quotes About Doing The Right Thing For Yourself. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Skip: Nah. Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didnt he? Thinking too much. (Long pause) The setup: Crash walks into the Durham managers office for the first time. Unrequited Love Story: 'Bull Durham' at 30 - The Ringer Crash Davis Hell of a guy. Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. Though he could never get back to it, we know that Crash found a new path in life, no matter how badly he was hurt to leave the sport. Its an egg. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves] : : Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". : Besides that, theyre fascist. Huh? You still dont know what Im talking about, do you?Why its the best: Always loved the breakdown of the baseball stats. The setup: Were starting this list with the end of the movie, the final line of Annies narration. hit em where they ain't bull durham. And dont forget to check out these Field of Dreams quotes and baseball quotes.